The Best College Team Nicknames
Remember, in Barry Levinson’s movie “Diner,” the part where the Steve Guttenberg character required his fiancee to pass an extremely difficult Baltimore Colts trivia test before the nuptials could proceed? I put my wife, Carol, through a similar ordeal during our long-ago courtship, drilling her relentlessly on college teams’ nicknames until I was sure she could tell a Duck from a Beaver, distinguish various Bulldogs from various Wildcats, and pull out an occasional oddity like the Thundering Herd and the Demon Deacons.
In the same spirit, Josh Pahigian recently posted to espn.com his personal list of the best team nicknames in college basketball, and as a team-names afficianado I must say that I’m impressed.
Right off the bat, though, I’ve got to disqualify his #1 choice on grounds that it’s so obvious that we shouldn’t even deign to list it. (There’s an old story that a reporter asked Leo Durocher whom he would consider the strongest man in the National League. “Gil Hodges,” Leo the Lip instantly replied. The reporter, obviously taken aback, said “How can you say that when Ted Kluszewski is in the league?” “Ah,” came the reply, “Big Klu’s so obvious that he doesn’t even count.”)
Applying the Big Klu Rule, I’m disqualifying the University of California - Santa Cruz Banana Slugs, who would be Every Thinking Person’s choice if eligible. Thus, with Pahigian’s remaining choices upgraded by one rank apiece, here’s the list, with a few visual aids thrown in gratis:
1. Concordia College Cobbers. The team mascot, the Cobber (shown below), is a snarling ear of corn, with green-husk trousers (Actually, I think several of the next eight nicknames are better than the Cobbers, but de gustibus non disputandum.)
2. Evergreen State College Geoducks. For those who don’t know, a geoduck (pronounced “gooey duck”) is a large burrowing clam. The school’s fight song begins: “Go, Geoducks, go/Through the mud and the sand/Let’s go/Siphon high, squirt it out,/Swivel all about/Let it all hang out.”
3. Washburn University Ichabods.
4. California Maritime Academy Keelhaulers.
5. Centenary College Ladies and Gents.
6. Rowan University Profs. Now there is a classy name! And Rowan’s msacot is an owl named “Whoo R U.”
7. Oglethorpe University Stormy Petrels.
8. Heidelberg College Student Princes.
9. Trinity Christian College Trolls. It’s an acronym for TRinity cOLLege.
Among Pahigian’s “best of the rest”:
Brooklyn College Bridges
Pittsburg State University Gorillas
Webster University Gorlocks
Bryant & Stratton College Lemmings
Mary Baldwin College Squirrels
Can’t you just hear yourself chanting “Go, Squirrels, Go!” (Though, now that I think of it, that’s pretty much the same situation that fans of the University of Minnesota Golden Gophers find themselves in. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.)
[Hat tip to Maurice East]
Comments
Ha! My alma matter, TESC Geoducks, made the short list. I was going to suggest it here if not. Half-ashamed and half-proud, I admit my nose was too deep in my subject of study to care that we had a basketball team… Guess that means I won’t be getting married any time soon?
Posted by: JP | February 23, 2008 10:25 AM
The Heidelberg College “Student Princes” made me groan, given the source of the name:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Student_Prince
Posted by: FYROM | February 23, 2008 11:00 AM
Ah, but at least both of those end in ’s’, as do almost all, as they are usually plural. There are roughly a dozen colleges whose nickname does not end in ’s’. Can you name a few? Starter kit / obvious example: Fighting Irish.
Posted by: drinkof | February 23, 2008 11:36 AM
Just for starters, off the top of my head: The Red Storm. The Cardinal. The Crimson. The Crimson Tide. The Thundering Herd. The Mean Green. The Minutemen. I’ll give this some thought later, but seven off the top of the head is a good start.
Posted by: Lee Sigelman | February 23, 2008 11:45 AM
Oops — number eight occurred to me just as I was hitting the send key and I couldn’t stop my finger. The Wolfpack.
Posted by: Lee Sigelman | February 23, 2008 11:47 AM
Mr. Sigelman, off to a great start. And just to nudge it along, in addition to the NC State Wolfpack, there is the University of Nevada Wolf Pack.
At last count, I believe we had in the neighborhood of 13 or 14.
Posted by: drinkof | February 23, 2008 12:28 PM
Carol Sigelman adds The Green Wave. (I taught her everything she knows.)
Posted by: Lee Sigelman | February 23, 2008 01:13 PM
This complete my top-of-the-head list: Bison, Big Green, Midshipmen, and Orange(men). I’m sure there are some other, obscure ones, too.
And there’s always the Scottsdale Artichokes, just for fun.
Posted by: Lee Sigelman | February 23, 2008 01:21 PM
Bison, I didn’t have that one!
More good ones. For some reason people frequent miss Orange(men).
This is drawing close to any I know. Under the category of alternative nicknames (IOW, not the main one), Rambling Wreck. And under the category of obscure, Ephmen (pronounced ‘eeefmen’) from Williams College, apparently founded by one Ephraim Williams.
That’s all I got!
Posted by: drinkof | February 23, 2008 01:41 PM
what about the TCU Horned Frogs?
Posted by: am | February 23, 2008 01:49 PM
drinkof—
Williams’ Ephmen (or Ephs) are also identified with our mascot, the Purple Cow. No joke! =D
Nothin’ like watching the guys on College Gameday seriously discuss the Purple Cows’ epic struggle with the Lord Jeffs. Heh. Heh.
Posted by: Andrew | February 23, 2008 09:01 PM
I remember, many years ago during the height of student rebellion in the 60s and 70’s, one of the Arizona schools (might have been Northern Arizona State, but don’t quote me) voted in “The Artichokes,” but the school administration wouldn’t allow it. The admin wouldn’t allow the chosen school colors, either, which were something like mauve and puce. Ah, well. It might have gotten them on this list.
Posted by: Khjalmarj | February 23, 2008 09:31 PM
Lee as a South Dakotan, you should always include the South Dakota School of Mines and Technology “Hardrockers”
Posted by: BillCinSD | February 24, 2008 02:14 AM
To Khjalmarj:
Yes, the Artichokes are from Arizona, but as I noted in a comment a few before yours, they represent Scottsdale College. As I recall, this name caused great controversy, with an administration that was (understandably) reluctant. But I guess the idea finally won out.
To William:
Your point about being a South Dakotan reminds me that I should have looked one state to the north, to that gaping void on the map that is called North Dakota. As it happens, North Dakota is home to yet another team whose name doesn’t end with an “s”: The North Dakota Fighting Sioux. That name is currently the source of much hard feelings. A well-heeled alum bought a new arena for the school on the proviso that the name not be changed. There’s an active movement from several local tribes to change it nonetheless. How this is going to play out isn’t clear, but I wouldn’t expect those frugal North Dakotans to tear down their new arena.
Posted by: Lee Sigelman | February 24, 2008 07:58 AM
Go Ephs!
In my academic career, I’ve been a unicorn, Eph/Purple Cow, Bear (does it really matter the particular type?), and a Titan (which is, apparently, supposed to be an elephant).
I note each has been larger than the last. The closest I’ve been able to come is the Vancouver Canucks have an orca for a mascot, but a) they’re not hiring political scientists and b) orcas CAN be heavier than an elephant, but usually not.
Posted by: Matt Jarvis | February 25, 2008 02:40 PM
Lee, you might be missing some pretty strong competitors among the New England Small Colleges. I am not saying they are better nicknames, but they are worth some serious consideration. These include the:
Amherst Lord and Lady Jeffs
Williams Purple Cows
Bowdoin Polar Bears
Hamilton Continentals
Colby White Mules
Given how strong the conference is in nicknames from top to bottom, failing to recognize one seems a bit akin to leaving the entire ACC out of the NCAA basketball tournament.
Posted by: Marc | February 25, 2008 02:48 PM
Here’s a more complete list of nicknames note ending is s… from Wikipedia, of course.
Cal Lutheran Kingsmen
Carthage College Red Men (ack!)
Centenary Gentlemen
Cornell Big Red
Dartmouth Big Green
Delta State Statesmen and Lady Statesmen
Elon Phoenix
Green Bay Phoenix
Hawaii Rainbow Wahine (all women’s teams)
Hofstra Pride
Illinois Fighting Illini (How did we miss this one?)
Lebanon Valley Flying Dutchmen
Missouri-St. Louis Rivermen and Riverwomen
Northern Kentucky Norse
Oberlin Yeomen
Presbyterian Blue Hose
SE Oklahoma State Savage Storm
Southern Nazarene Crimson Storm
Tulsa Golden Hurricane (I should have gotten this one too.. they’ve been in the tourney)
Union (NY) Dutchmen and
Dutchwomen
USC Trojans and Women of Troy (interesting)
William & Mary Tribe
William Penn Statesmen and Lady Statesmen
Posted by: PLW | February 25, 2008 05:23 PM
PLW:
What a great public service you have performed!
:-)
But (1) I was under the impression that William & Mary had changed its name (to what I’m not sure — maybe the Kings and Queens?), though someone may tell me I’m wrong about that; and (2) I thought it was the Tulsa Golden Hurricane_s_. Am I wrong about that?
Your Wikipedia-based list contains a bunch of names not previously mentioned, but is a supplement to rather than a replacement for the previously mentioned names, e.g., Orangemen, Fighting Irish, etc. I assume that that’s what you meant, but I don’t want anyone to get the wrong impression from your specific language “a more complete list.”
Never before have so many made comments on one of my posts. I finally seem to have found a topic that truly engages the readers of “The Monkey Cage.”
Posted by: Lee Sigelman | February 25, 2008 05:44 PM
Hmm. I checked on Tulsa, it is definitely singular. See http://tulsahurricane.cstv.com/trads/tuls-trads.html
Also, W&M seem to be sticking with the tribe:
http://www.tribeathletics.com/story.php/6709/
Finally, definitely a supplement. Nice job on the original list. I still can’t believe we missed Illini.
Posted by: PLW | February 25, 2008 05:54 PM
w&m is sticking with “tribe” for now, but they had to dispense with the feathers in their logo.
they spent considerable resources fighting the ncaa about it.
http://tinyurl.com/2cn3al
Posted by: am | February 27, 2008 11:29 PM